Patience please?

I can't wait to wake up. For real. I can't wait to be your ex. No, not really. I can't wait to die young. Really. I can't wait to grow up and become Mowgli. Or some other jeans-clad superhero. Wait. Can you get over MY procrastination? Try. Learn something from the suicide bombers. They don't procrastinate. The desire to fuck virgins supersedes everything else. The youth in them can't wait to see their old, wrinkled, sorry face. No offence to terrorism though as it's a great source of income for MNCs. I can't wait to witness human conscience turn dead either. I can't wait to reincarnate as a raindrop. I can't wait to break free. Or maybe i can.