Do you?

Q: Do you ever feel like a fallen leaf that floats around trying to find its ground?

A: If yes, you should try skydiving without a parachute. It will surely put things things into perspective (and bones into cast). Also, drop it like it's gravity.

Q: Do you ever feel like you're drifting away into a void?
A: If no, congrats. You're finally accepting a benumbing reality called Sunday morning followed by a boring reality called Sunday afternoon topped by a sad reality called the onset of Monday.

Q: Do you ever feel like you're experiencing a life-altering moment?

A: Fuck off. Nobody does. 

Q: Do you ever feel like the screenplay of your existence has lost its plot?
A: First thing first. Your existence is made up of moments. Moments so short that we like to assume that life itself is short. Guess what? Life is too freaking long and it can't have the luxury of either a screenplay or a plot or a subplot or a subsubplot.... 

Q: Do you ever feel a sharp ting in your head? 

A: Oh no, it ain't enlightenment. It's the onset of migraine. Your brain is decaying and can't take your stupid thought process anymore. Because of which, it has decided to take Nickelback's song of advice and turn into a rockstar. 

Q: Do you ever feel everything's going to be all right?

A: Well...there's a possibility, yes. But you'll have to start sweating a bit for that to happen. Sitting on the windowpane with your arms clutching your knees with your face buried in between won't help. What you ought to do is log off, get out, work on and settle in.