Sunday, August 30, 2015

Third world problems

  • Indian Premier League
  • net neutrality 
  • reckless politicians
  • inspirational quotes
  • Indian football team
  • Pakistan cricket team 
  • Harbour Line
  • Fights in local trains over dhakka
  • Really high expectations from others
  • One-sided love stories
  • Unrequited lust
  • Sweating like a pig
  • Desi parents 
  • Videshi visa
  • Jokes
  • Tweeps with anonymous DPs mocking others' appearance
  • Melting family pack ice-cream in the freezer
  • Lethal typos 
  • LOL and disorder
  • Journalism 
  • Bhartiya sanskriti 
  • Robert Vadra 
  • Fast life but slow Internet
  • Epic movies that are found only on torrents 
  • Megablock on Sundays 
  • The superiority complex in one's ability to speak English
  • Football commentary in Hindi
  • Ashley Madison and Tinder
  • bad breath 
  • "THIS CONTENT IS NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR COUNTRY."
  • 69 
  • First world aspirations

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